Mother’s Day is a dayto celebrate how much our mothers do for us and how much we appreciate them for it,and for TV stations to show fluff movies and shows about how awesome motherhood is. So I thought up an alternative list of movies that show moms kicking ass and forgetting about the names.
She-Devil (1989)–Roseanne Barr and her kids get dumped by her husband for a pretty, thin woman and the meek housewife proceeds to systematically destroy his new marriage, his business and ultimately his freedom.
Friday the 13th (1980)–Betsy Palmer cuts a wide scythe through a bunch of horny teenagers in retaliation for them letting her son Jason drown.
Surf Nazis Must Die (1987)–Gail Neely buys a gun and starts racking up a body count among a group of racist, Hitler inspired surfers who kill her son.
Aliens (1986)–A knock down, drag out fight between adoptive mom Sigourney Weaver and the Alien Queen Mother.
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)–Amnesic single mom Geena Davis has several attempts made on her life and hires Samuel L Jackson to find out wiy, only to discover she was once a top government agent. When her memories return, she packs up her daughter and hits the road with a bunch of relly big guns.
Serial Mom (1994)–Kathleen Turner is a happily insane housewife and will go to great links to avenge any real or imagined affront made against her family.
H2O (1998)–Jamie Lee Curtis picks up an ax and goes on the prowl when Michael Myers returns to kill her teenage son.
Indiana Jones and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) Karen Allen returns to the Indiana Jones franchise, helping her old lover and their son stop Commies from uncovering a long buried alien craft that could spell the end of the world.
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)–Linda Hunt breaks out of an asulumm and teams up with an old terminator to prote t her son from the laest model, and to try and prevent the machines from taking over the world in the future.
Panic Room (2002)–Recently divorced Jodie Foster protects her diabetic daughter from three hoodlums that break into her new home.